Which hot take is hotter than all the others? This one.
Game: Mario Kart 64
The question of which degree of violence is justifiable in video games is to be considered independently of how much fun it is to drill the brains of your fellow players.
Before I knew that the Internet would exist and that you would be able to compete with players all over the world, I was already wishing for it. After all, I was probably the best Mario Kart 64 player in the world at the time.