Mansplainers can’t grasp the appeal of “In Other Waters” because they are busy uncovering burger scandals.
Nobody likes losing Pikmin. But when your own kids are involved, you have to pay extra close attention. Or you painfully learn something about the value of an individual.
The soothing sound of my favorite game? Screams from hell. Let’s make a song out of it!
A dream come true: Mario Kart for eight on the couch. You don’t have to do much, just a little screwing and cutting.
What’s the first sound that comes to my egocentric mind when I think of Metroid? My own fanfare!
Dear Edward, how could I ever forget you? You are a ghost that haunts me whenever I use WordPress.
Question: When a person is fried by an electric fence without being observed, has he really been fried? Answer: Yes.
The sequel to Journey promises me an even stronger sense of community with strangers. Well, it’s terrible.