Author: Benjamin

2023-01-15 / Places / In Other Waters

In Other Waters

Mansplainers can’t grasp the appeal of “In Other Waters” because they are busy uncovering burger scandals.

2022-07-20 / Encounters / Pikmin

Do Pikmin have to die?

Nobody likes losing Pikmin. But when your own kids are involved, you have to pay extra close attention. Or you painfully learn something about the value of an individual.

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2022-06-25 / Sounds / The Legend of Zelda: Majora’s Mask

Doomed Mask

The soothing sound of my favorite game? Screams from hell. Let’s make a song out of it!

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2022-05-25 / Encounters / Mario Kart: Double Dash!!

Team up for twice the fun!

A dream come true: Mario Kart for eight on the couch. You don’t have to do much, just a little screwing and cutting.

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2022-05-18 / Sounds / Metroid Prime

I appear

What’s the first sound that comes to my egocentric mind when I think of Metroid? My own fanfare!

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2022-04-30 / Sounds / Eternal Darkness

Remember me, Alex?!

Dear Edward, how could I ever forget you? You are a ghost that haunts me whenever I use WordPress.

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2022-04-27 / Sounds / The Sexy Brutale

The simultaneity of all

Question: When a person is fried by an electric fence without being observed, has he really been fried? Answer: Yes.

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2022-04-06 / Encounters / Sky: Children of the Light

Holding hands

The sequel to Journey promises me an even stronger sense of community with strangers. Well, it’s terrible.

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